Lost in Translation: Episode 2

Funny foods:



This chocolate is better than crunchy; it's CRUNKY and boy, can it dance!



For My Body: No Sleep Gum because it's good for you like a caffeine overdose, chrystal meth, or cocaine.



Now, here's a truly evolved food brought to you by Darwin:  Dick Stick!  Sounds appetizing, doesn't it?  I mean, who wouldn't want to pop a Dick Stick into her mouth?  Right, ladies?  Ummm...NO!